Monkey See, Monkey Poo

M: "Hey girls, where do monkeys poop?"

S: "Monkeys poop in jungles, M."

A: "Not if they're made of Legos."

I'm thinking A is remembering the exhibit we saw at the Philadelphia Zoo this summer of golden lion tamarins made entirely from Legos.

At least, I hope she is. She couldn't possibly think monkeys could be made from Legos, could she? Gosh, maybe she could.

Hmmm . . . I may have to reconsider this homeschooling thing.