Today in my house, you will see

a pile of A's wet clothes dropped at the front door. She slid down the slide at the park into a puddle of rainwater and cried embarrassed tears until I changed her.

29 shoes in a basket next to the steps. That's 14 pairs and 1 lone Winnie the Pooh sandal.

a little boy with pink fingernails and toenails.

a Mike's Hard Cranberry bottle in the bathroom trashcan.

5 black bananas, waiting to be made into Pinkalious muffins.

a train table where my coffee table used to live.

3 Burger King crowns and 3 pet rocks on said train table.

2 Easter baskets.

1 guitar.

and some of this silliness . . .