Matthew 19:14

Several weeks ago we were invited to watch baby Thomas get baptized.  The kids were thrilled at the prospect of seeing Thomas' head get dunked under water.  They asked many curious questions. Will he cry when he gets "drowned"?  What are they going to do to him with all those candles? (It was a co-baptism with several other children being christened in one ceremony).  Why can't I be wearing no sleeves on my dress like Lucy?  Does this mean he's a member of the Church now?  Can we go eat some glitter cake?

So yeah.  I think the Salad got all the main points of the sacrament . . . water, candle, member of Church, cake.  Yep.  That about sums it up.